The Difference Is..: i hate those crappy tents.

What a weekend. I’m saying that in like.. such a monotonous way. Seriously its like how the guy woke us up at 5am in the fucking morning on the first night with a HUGE LOUDASS alarm, saying ‘Fire. Fire. There is Fire.’ HAHAHAHA what a fucking moment. The girls went insane (myself included, I admit. I thought they were serious for a second). The boys were sleeping as if they were knocked out. Hahahaa MrKlein included. Ms Tracy was like shouting at us man. HAHA Mr Klein thought they were speaking Spanish. Like ‘Hola, Hola Holaa!’ HAHAHAHA

What happened. Okay, Day 1. We get to the jetty and only left the place like half an hour later because Zim (with the A) forgot his passport/IC. Hahahahaha then the watertaxi just made us all sleepy. Got to the place and got into our groups, and just spent the day listening to talks like that First Aid Talk that had nothing to do with First Aid (HAHA) and playing seriously weird games to get to know each other. Like the one where we talked about where we were from, our name and what our favourite FRUIT was. HAHAHAHA like what the fuck? And we tossed around this Blues Clues toy. HAHAHAHA. Most random shit ever. Then we went on the flying fox later on. It was great, I just ran off the freaking platform, it was so exhilarating! Slow at the end though, I swear it must be nasty to be watching from the bottom. The harnesses were in the most awkward position, even for girls. It reveals all your ass fats and hugs your crotch. It’s so disturbing to see, especially for the guys. HAHAHAA.

yeahh, and thats our dining hall.

Anyway, we learnt to set up a tent and we lost one peg. About a while into the search for it on the ground, Azim says: ‘hey guys I think its stuck in the ground’. HAHAHA no shit! HAHAH so funny. The game we played at night was fucking hilarious. When you think about it, it sounds really childish and silly. But when you play, its really fun. We were all like, I’m surprised I had fun. Haha like you just play Scissors, Paper, Stone with one another of your ‘type’. First you’re an egg, if you win then you become a chicken, then you become a bird, then superman, then more than superman and you just stand around and cross your arms. If you lose, you go back to the previous stage. HAHA so funny to see everyone like chickens and eggs. Even superman was funny. I felt so much like a kid. It’s like releasing all your stress, so silly.

Second day, we already learnt all the trekking things the day before and everything. So we go trekking. We take a boat ‘Temuai’ (long boat) to the place we start trekking from and we had to trek back to the main camp. Fuck, the trails are not even AT ALL. Some were freaking nearly vertical slopes. Uphill and downhill. So not cool. Rais fell the most, fucking funny man. HAHAA I reckon we went the wrong way one time, and found the ‘new trail’ that was meant to be a road sooner or later. Shit so fun sliding down the mud roads on your ass. HAHAHA

that gorgeous butterfly that Haji caught for me to take the photo of.

Holy fucketty fucking shit. It took us like more than 6 hours to get there. It was HELL. Once we nearly got to the campsite, it starts raining. So all our tents were wet inside. Our 6 man tent was like.. dripping. HAHA karma bites us back in the ARSE for being greedy. But we had 5 people in our 6 man tent including all the bags, so its okay. We had to cook in the rain under our ponchos and we had like bugs inside our Maggi Mee. We all ate crap fake-copying-Twix lookalike chocolate bars and cans of crap tasting tuna for Lunch and as snacks. The Maggi Mee tasted so heavenly. Being in the jungle seriously changes you. Hahaha and the river was our shower. It wasn’t even a river. It was a tiny stream with ice cold water that felt amazing. Ann and Azim’s mee was the worst AHAHAH I asked Min to pass me some water to cook their stuff with, then she passed us a bottle and I started pouring it into our portable pots and fire thing. Then Azim flashes the torch and says ‘why’s the water orange’ then we’re all like SHIT IT’S FUCKING TANG’S! (Tang is a pineapple-flavoured powder you pour into water for flavour) then we start pouring normal water. Ann said it tasted weird. HAHA Bugs flew in. Seriously, we just scooped it out man. Didn’t give a shit. A spider went in just when Azim started scooping. Didn’t even scoop it out, just avoided it.

Meant to dig a fucking shithole to pee and take a dump in, but I don’t think any of the groups did it. I had to lean on our backpacks (which were SUPER SUPER heavy) and they were all wet but I had no space. So my clean shirt and pants were wet. And I got mosquito bites on my ass man, like how the HELL? Up my long pants? DUDE. That’s just WRONG. And there was a HUGE root coming out of the ground that just stuck right into my back and my tailbone. Oh my god I couldn’t sleep  I wanted to cry. We slept at 6ish at night, and we woke up and I remember I was like,

Me: Hey Min, what time do you think it is.
Min: I don’t know.
Me: I bet it’s like 5 or 6am. YES going home soon.
Min: Naww I bet its like 4 man.

Then suddenly Arjun says: It’s 12.35.
And we all start swearing.

And at around 6am, Rais goes: Fire. Fire. Fire. There is Fire. And wakes us ALL up. GRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR what a boob! Thank god it only took us 30 minutes from our campsite back to the main place. Not like the trek to the camp. Fucking long and tiring. Kayaking this afternoon was really fun, but really tiring too. My arms must’ve lost like a tiny bit of its jelly from all that paddling. I think I pissed Min off man. HAAHAHAHA the water was so nice when you spray it onto your face. Arjun fell off then the whole boat did this whole 45degree slant thing because Jeff was on the back and then the whole kayak just tipped over, and they capsized. HAHAHA in the middle of a rapid. Fucking hilarious.

So fucking happy to be back home. I think all of us took like one shower in the entire 3 day trip and I don’t think any of us took a shit man. In three days. AHAHAHAH. Constipation awaits us all back in Bandar.